I don’t usually cry. But when I do…better believe there are some serious hormones running amuck.
26 Crazy Things I’ve Cried About While Pregnant
1. I couldn’t sweep because my husband ruined our broom sweeping up kitten litter. (“What do you MEAN we don’t have a broo-ooo-ooom…?!”)
2. I opened the dishwasher. Completely forgot what I was doing.
3. Wasn’t able to clean the house on the exact day I wanted to -> GATOR tears.
4. Someone said my hair was in a “transition” phase and it looked like I cut it myself.
5. The season finale of friends. Even though I’ve seen it 12 times, I wailed like a blubber-face.
6. I can’t fit in my bathtub. Half in, half out? Lay on each side? Oversized whale in a tiny tank.
7. My husband didn’t disagree with me when I said I look like a whale.
8. The Chinese delivery guy was 2 hours late and my husband wasn’t upset like I was upset.
9. One of the walls in my house wasn’t completely painted and no one could help me finish it.
10. I went to my china cabinet and forgot why. Cried.
11. Anytime someone asks me to finish their food because I’m the preggo. (I’m making a person, not auditioning for role of the vacuum!)
12. For about a month, the baby hated the smell of coffee. (Heartbreaking)
13. I had to sit on a stool to chop veggies. Nothing feels more pathetic than not being able to stand at your own kitchen counter. 
14. One of my midwives took 10 minutes to explain to me how to aerobically exercise. (I’m a yoga instructor. Come ON.)
15. There was a crack in my mom’s patio— she said I must had been walking over there. (Fee Fi Fo Fum, ma’. Thanks.)
16. My bras give me wee back rolls now so my husband suggested I buy new ones. (Never surrender!)
17. Looking into my closet full of beautiful clothes and not being able to wear anything.
18. This YouTube montage of sports moment clips that restore your faith in humanity. Bawled at my desk.
19. When I didn’t know if it was a boy or girl and my nephews’ HORRIBLE manners were demonstrating exactly why I NEEDED a girl.
20. When my dog ate the 7th pair heels. Breaking point.
21. My dad said he couldn’t call me “Little Bear” anymore…for “obvious reasons.”
22. My two dogs took turns coming into the bathroom to comfort me when my face was in the toilet.
23. Any morning that I wake up at 3am and can’t get back to sleep.
24. Ruby showed me a picture of a super cute baseball player at the same time that Diamond fed me a bite of Oreo cheesecake. (Actual tears)
25. Tried wearing heels to work in my 7th month… the resulting swelling and diminishing feeling of femininity as I looked to my flats. (Hello, new best friends…)
26. When I saw my baby girl’s face on the 28 week ultrasound. Worth it.
Xo,
Em~
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